Dear All
Isn’t it sad when ‘buddies’ fall out and out comes the bitchiness,
after being dumped by the electorate, Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond
embarked on a tv career.
No one in the UK from the main stations such as BBC, Sky
or ITV were biting, so Salmond ends up doing the Alex Salmond's Kremlin TV show.
Oh how the mighty have fallen!
Along with Salmond, he was
joined by Tasmina Ahmed-Shiekh as a ‘roving reporter’ (you may laugh at this
point if you wish).
It seems that the Salmond/ Sturgeon double act has been
replaced by the Salmond/ Shiekh double act, this may explain the public bitchiness
of Nicola Sturgeon as she boldly declares that she is snubbing the show.
In
fact, to get as much bitchiness out as humanly possibly she has revealed she
has never watched any of Alex Salmond’s TV shows on a Russian propaganda
channel.
Why the public bitchiness?
Her excuse and it is pitiful is that Salmond’s programme is on
at the wrong time of day, hasn’t she heard of Youtube?
The main problem with
the Alex Salmond's Kremlin TV show is it is a pile of low level dross with
Salmond as the ‘ringmaster’ of this circus. In a TV special, Salmond wore a
kilt which during a chat with Tasmina Ahmed-Shiekh, he sat with his legs wide
open!
Maybe there is room for change perhaps a desk!
Ms. Ahmed-Shiekh
on the other hand decided to keep her legs shut wearing a lime green outfit
opting for a more stylish traditional approach rather than Salmond dressed like
a reject from a wedding reception.
It seems the great partnership of Salmond/ Sturgeon which
saw numerous hugs and kisses when he was leader at SNP Conferences has faded,
Sturgeon says she only tunes into his radio output “occasionally”.
Nicola Sturgeon doesn’t like the fact that her mentor struck
a deal to host a weekly show on the pro-Putin outlet RT, personally, what is
the big deal, Salmond is like a limelight addict, he can’t bear to be out of
the spotlight, and Sturgeon never gave him a job.
It seems to me that Nicola Sturgeon is under pressure
lashing out as anyone and everyone as the polls show she is leading the SNP
down the drain politically, fails at every turn, fake concern at every crisis,
and mealy mouth apologies becoming a predictable routine.
Alex Salmond has let it be known that if there is a
by-election for the Aberdeen Donside Constituency at Holyrood, he wants to be
the candidate, with this statement, the alarm bells for a Salmond comeback must
have gone off in Nicola Sturgeon’s head, and let’s face, does she really want
him back, she is quite happy ‘milking that FM salary on all four tits’ before
the jig is up.
So, what should Alex Salmond do now that Nicola Sturgeon has
reared up with the bitchy comments, well the rule of thumb would just to ignore
her, Salmond has a new pal, a new follower in Tasmina Ahmed-Shiekh. Nicola
Sturgeon needs to ‘calm down’; she needs to stop ‘overreacting’.
There is
nothing dignified in a woman of a mature age like Nicola Sturgeon resorting to
this type of behaviour, she has been left out of the 'party', she needs to accept
it and move on.
Maybe Nicola Sturgeon needs to do a ten minute bitch-fest in
the morning before she goes out the door to work, that might, just might
fix her being the cold and unattractive character that she has become.
Finally, I think that Tasmina Ahmed-Shiekh should give
Nicola Sturgeon some style tips, her awful choice of clothing and footwear
makes her look like a fright. Although Ms. Sturgeon has recently said she is
going to take up exercise she really needs to do something major about her
sagging body parts, gravity isn’t being kind, she needs to learn to suck in her
stomach.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
3 comments:
Alex with his legs wide open was an invitation lol
Item catches Sturgeon to T with bitchy figuring large.
I doubt there is any chance of the incumbent in Aberdeen Donside resigning George , stranger things have happened. you can be sure she will be fighting tooth and nail to ensure it doesn't happen right enough.
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