Monday, June 22, 2009

Gordon Brown, Warrior Princess, TV Show?


Dear All

I have an idea how Gordon Brown can gain the popular Law and Order vote!

Enter Gordon Brown, Warrior Princess, the Television Show!

Each week he travels in the wastelands of a future Britain and helps local officials tackle and bully poor people that can’t pay their debts and taxes. They set a Brownian Court and bring offenders before it and he dishes out New Labour style 'justice'. It is basically him deny people their rights and laughing in their face with his henchmen smiling and nodding in the background like the sycophants they are.

Then he does a speech in front of the peasants about his moral compass and Presbyterian conscience! They pelt him with eggs and cabbages outside before he and local Labour Party
Officials then beat a hasty retreat to a free buffet complete with the fineness wines and goodies!

I tell you it is a winner and less pathetic than what he is doing now!

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

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